#8 Offshore the US Treasury
#7 Outsource the US Marine Corps
#6 End Welfare
#5 Establish Soylent Green Plants
#4 Sell the US Capital Building to BP
#3 Appoint Solomon Brothers the head of the Fed ...
#2 Buy the KY Factory with your Medicaid Money the Ryan Plan will save ...



Meet the Romney Administration Preview

And last but not least ...

# 1 Ban Hardcore Porn and put us all in prison
( or go broke paying lawyers).

How to outshit a bullshitter ...