Originally Posted by NewNick

Paul Markham : Milking cows is easy, shooting great content and selling it to magazines for $3000 a scene non exclusive like I did in the 80's, now that takes real skill.

DamainJ : I had two cows but lost them doing a cheap magic trick. Has anyone seen my cows ?

Dvtimes : Mi cowws liv in my council flat wiv me. I take pics an vids of them and call it porn.

Roald : I am such a fucking Whale who needs cows.

Johnnyclips : My cows are not cows, they are sheep. You are all sheep. David Icke is the messiah. Mind control. Blah blah blah fucking blah.

Shap : I had the coolest gold plated cows, but Manwin coveted my ass. Now you all want to be the Shapster.

DWB : The best cows may or not be bulls. You pay you money you take your chances.....

Fabian : You might have bought a cow, you might have fed it and cared for it - but I am taking the milk whether you like it or not. Ok you dont like it - what are you going to do about it ?