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digitaldivas · 02-09-2013, 06:57 AM

OK,

Most of us, have beat off to porn, free or not, since we first got our computers. At least me. I have old 320 mb HDD's with 800x600 jpgs that are pixel artifact'd to shit, but i still have them. Also the old 320x240 480p movies that were like 3 minutes long that EVERY site used to have and back then, that shit was tech! Cutting edge.

I do know that you and I look at this shit 24/7. Or at least we should be, because that is our job. So my mind on how much a porn surfer downloads and keeps as a personal stash and what I do. >Over 4 tb. Well, there is just a big difference. But if we didn't love it, we wouldn't do it, and be on here everyday like old hags, lol. Even though I dig all of you.

I think that the porn surfer falls into categories.

The Sometime Porn surfer. Yes, these people will use tubes, and never download anything. Because they have wives, girlfriends that live with them, they are on shared computers and can figure out the basics of clearing a browser cache, etc. They memorize the urls of fav tube sites and there ya go. These fuckers might even feel guilty afterwards, laying in a pool of their own cum. You can add church goers, gov workers, perverts that surf at work, etc., to this fabulous bunch.

The Hobbyist. These people are single, male or female and have a private folder somewhere on their HDD. They live alone, or are swingers and if they can't find what they are looking for on the tubes, they have that "fallback". Clips that they beat off too over and over, year after year. These people might join a couple of sites, but just because they want that "holy grail" clip in the highest resolution possible.

The Collector. These are people that look at porn with maybe the same frequency as you or me. They are anti social sometimes, if not all the time, and the other half of the group is societally normal, they just fucking love porn. These people join member sites, do the clips, cam and VOD thing, and more often than not, are very niche specific. They don't mind throwing down bread for good porn because they have some sort of a notion how shit works. They have seen sites that they really dig go under, etc. And I swear to fucking God, on some subconscious level, they support the shit they love to beat off too. They will surf tubes sometimes, but they are into quality

Popperheads. These crazy bastards beat off to porn with amyl and a rope around they're necks probably, lmfao. These people love tubes because as some of you well know, when your in a popper fog and wantin that nut, reaaaal bad, you like the convenience of quickly going from clip to clip, to clip. But, they are collectors as well. Especially the more poppers they do, they more depraved shit they are down to beat off too. They fucking love tubes, but are also versed in the industry, seen sites go, etc. And will support the cause as well. I know this guy on ICQ that runs a gay big cock site. He built that fucker huffing, so the popperhead who surfed his shit and was into that niche, would click his link and think he went to fucking heaven. Bookmark!! His conversion ratio is ridiculous and well, I guess he knew his audience inside and out. Suck dick clips, cumshot ads on the sidebar. I'm sure that site looks like fucking 6 flags to the everyday gay big cock popperhead, but wabmaster knows his niche and the dirty sluts that surf it = profit!

Out of the 4 types, 3 are buying subscriptions, BUT who is going to throw down cash for the dreaded red hue pics, or the green or blue hue pics. Basically pics that the original editor didn't give a fuck about enough to spend 5 goddamn seconds cleaning the pic up to make it A. jerkoffable and B. collectable

OR
Shitty tour with zero incentive. 800x800px cookie cutter sites are out, as of 2006, mkay?

OR
320x240 video clips. Yes, people still do this... >For fucks sakes, UPGRADE! HD, Hd, HDV for the win.

OR models/sets that do not tell a story. Any good photographer that is passionate about the shit he or she is shooting, will absolutely take the pepsi challenge on their content vs. content that the photog did not give a fuck about, or did not understand the niche and had zero clue what the fuck he or she was doing. The surfer that IS into the niche laughs at the dismal attempt on this or that particular brand of perversion and will run to the niche fetish boards and gossip about the lame site they just saw, like an old hag... I am on these boards, I've seen it happen. Anyway, the pics are all fucked up. Shots too close, no imagination, just a clusterfuck of random NORMAL pussy. Why am I gonna drop 30 bucks on shit i can google from a goddamn tgp?!?

As a foot fetishist. I want HD everything, it betters the mindfuck I experience when I jack off to it. I want at least 2000 px wide shit that will cover my entire freaking screen. Color corrected, because it lets me know that you give a fuck. I want to see the pores on the soles of her feet, imperfections of her toenails, I WANT TO BE THERE! ...basically.

Just thoughts. But for some, conversion ratios aren't too shabby. I'm just sayin

02-09-2013, 06:57 AM
digitaldivas ..I Heart Cannibal Corpse Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: California Posts: 4,328	The Anatomy of a Porn Surfer OK, Most of us, have beat off to porn, free or not, since we first got our computers. At least me. I have old 320 mb HDD's with 800x600 jpgs that are pixel artifact'd to shit, but i still have them. Also the old 320x240 480p movies that were like 3 minutes long that EVERY site used to have and back then, that shit was tech! Cutting edge. I do know that you and I look at this shit 24/7. Or at least we should be, because that is our job. So my mind on how much a porn surfer downloads and keeps as a personal stash and what I do. >Over 4 tb. Well, there is just a big difference. But if we didn't love it, we wouldn't do it, and be on here everyday like old hags, lol. Even though I dig all of you. I think that the porn surfer falls into categories. The Sometime Porn surfer. Yes, these people will use tubes, and never download anything. Because they have wives, girlfriends that live with them, they are on shared computers and can figure out the basics of clearing a browser cache, etc. They memorize the urls of fav tube sites and there ya go. These fuckers might even feel guilty afterwards, laying in a pool of their own cum. You can add church goers, gov workers, perverts that surf at work, etc., to this fabulous bunch. The Hobbyist. These people are single, male or female and have a private folder somewhere on their HDD. They live alone, or are swingers and if they can't find what they are looking for on the tubes, they have that "fallback". Clips that they beat off too over and over, year after year. These people might join a couple of sites, but just because they want that "holy grail" clip in the highest resolution possible. The Collector. These are people that look at porn with maybe the same frequency as you or me. They are anti social sometimes, if not all the time, and the other half of the group is societally normal, they just fucking love porn. These people join member sites, do the clips, cam and VOD thing, and more often than not, are very niche specific. They don't mind throwing down bread for good porn because they have some sort of a notion how shit works. They have seen sites that they really dig go under, etc. And I swear to fucking God, on some subconscious level, they support the shit they love to beat off too. They will surf tubes sometimes, but they are into quality Popperheads. These crazy bastards beat off to porn with amyl and a rope around they're necks probably, lmfao. These people love tubes because as some of you well know, when your in a popper fog and wantin that nut, reaaaal bad, you like the convenience of quickly going from clip to clip, to clip. But, they are collectors as well. Especially the more poppers they do, they more depraved shit they are down to beat off too. They fucking love tubes, but are also versed in the industry, seen sites go, etc. And will support the cause as well. I know this guy on ICQ that runs a gay big cock site. He built that fucker huffing, so the popperhead who surfed his shit and was into that niche, would click his link and think he went to fucking heaven. Bookmark!! His conversion ratio is ridiculous and well, I guess he knew his audience inside and out. Suck dick clips, cumshot ads on the sidebar. I'm sure that site looks like fucking 6 flags to the everyday gay big cock popperhead, but wabmaster knows his niche and the dirty sluts that surf it = profit! Out of the 4 types, 3 are buying subscriptions, BUT who is going to throw down cash for the dreaded red hue pics, or the green or blue hue pics. Basically pics that the original editor didn't give a fuck about enough to spend 5 goddamn seconds cleaning the pic up to make it A. jerkoffable and B. collectable OR Shitty tour with zero incentive. 800x800px cookie cutter sites are out, as of 2006, mkay? OR 320x240 video clips. Yes, people still do this... >For fucks sakes, UPGRADE! HD, Hd, HDV for the win. OR models/sets that do not tell a story. Any good photographer that is passionate about the shit he or she is shooting, will absolutely take the pepsi challenge on their content vs. content that the photog did not give a fuck about, or did not understand the niche and had zero clue what the fuck he or she was doing. The surfer that IS into the niche laughs at the dismal attempt on this or that particular brand of perversion and will run to the niche fetish boards and gossip about the lame site they just saw, like an old hag... I am on these boards, I've seen it happen. Anyway, the pics are all fucked up. Shots too close, no imagination, just a clusterfuck of random NORMAL pussy. Why am I gonna drop 30 bucks on shit i can google from a goddamn tgp?!? As a foot fetishist. I want HD everything, it betters the mindfuck I experience when I jack off to it. I want at least 2000 px wide shit that will cover my entire freaking screen. Color corrected, because it lets me know that you give a fuck. I want to see the pores on the soles of her feet, imperfections of her toenails, I WANT TO BE THERE! ...basically. Just thoughts. But for some, conversion ratios aren't too shabby. I'm just sayin __________________ ... Last edited by digitaldivas; 02-09-2013 at 07:12 AM..