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Originally Posted by Jet Set Cat
There are no dream jobs.
I happened to over hear the following conversation at the unemployment office.
Sir I see you have been collecting unemployment benefits for quite some time now, are you having that much difficulty finding work?
I go out every day looking for work all to no avail. Believe me I would like nothing more than to work every day rather than collect unemployment.
Well you may be in luck because a good job just came in yesterday and it may be a good opportunity for you. It?s a live in job working for and looking after a porn star. It pays $7,000.00 per month, includes a vehicle and paid expenses to accommodate her to and from her shoots.
You?re shittin me?
Yea well you started!!!
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Reminds me of a guy I know who's (claims) he's been lookin' for work for three years, with no luck. Apparently he must've flunked out of school crossing guard school.