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Old 03-03-2013, 08:38 AM  
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Originally Posted by Jet Set Cat View Post
There are no dream jobs.
I happened to over hear the following conversation at the unemployment office.

Sir I see you have been collecting unemployment benefits for quite some time now, are you having that much difficulty finding work?

I go out every day looking for work all to no avail. Believe me I would like nothing more than to work every day rather than collect unemployment.

Well you may be in luck because a good job just came in yesterday and it may be a good opportunity for you. It?s a live in job working for and looking after a porn star. It pays $7,000.00 per month, includes a vehicle and paid expenses to accommodate her to and from her shoots.

You?re shittin me?

Yea well you started!!!


Reminds me of a guy I know who's (claims) he's been lookin' for work for three years, with no luck. Apparently he must've flunked out of school crossing guard school.
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