Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Do I have an accountant? Sure I'll just walk down my manicured lawn and stroll over to my white neighbors house after having my bentley waxed and talk to him

Anyway, I know to keep records but I'm not too sure of how much good that will do me since the IRS is a pack of lawless rapists and thieves

Is there any recourse if they "disallow the deduction"?