Originally Posted by PR_Phil

do you do happy endings?

if I accidentally get held hostage at a strip club for not bringing enough doubloons, will you speak Quebecois in a soft erotic tone to the bouncer so I can escape?

is the breakfast buffet really just Poutine and Pepsi?

what exactly does "mange mon petite marteau de la viande, douchebag" mean

does "Bleue Legere" taste the same as Blue Light?

should I wait for the Q&A to ask these questions?