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he paid the tab from dinner and said no fucking ice cream for desert.
wanted me to go cut his grass not with the riding mower, but with a pull start one.
said tighten the blades, or they will come off and cut off your head
he told me to stay in straight lines, then said "come here bitch"
I told him I finally had the penis removal surgery and they took my balls too.
he took out maracas and started to make farting sounds with his tongue in my face