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Old 02-27-2014, 08:09 AM  
NemesisEnforcer
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Originally Posted by fitzmulti View Post
An allegedly inebriated widow from a sleepy section of Florida's West Coast was arrested last Friday after calling 911 twice in search of a cop to do "extra duty" for her, then rubbing an officer who was dispatched to her house while telling him: "I am so horny."
A cop, that's where she messed up. She should've called the fire department.
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