CultureWarWhore

Blogs, poems, parody songs, you name it. Looking for a steady gig for someone who needs out of the ordinary content. No penny per word, contract or part time gigs. I'm a pro who goes way back and I need to make at least $800 a month. If the written word is only thing separating you and your site from going viral, hire me and I'll write like the dirty Dickens.

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