A man goes into surgery for a routine circumcision and the doctors ended up amputating his penis. Cut that fucker clear off from the nuts on up. He's about to be awarded a pretty large sum of money in a medical malpractice lawsuit. But seriously, none of that is fun without pussy (or buttholes, depending on your sexual preference). You can have the nicest house, fastest car, and fanciest yacht, but it ain't shit if you ain't fuck'n.
He better learn to love a good ball sucking and anal fingering cause Mr. Winky is gone!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...amputated.html