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Some ditties......
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running for
mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have a small penis
would you please comment on this?"
"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big mouth."
Best line from a woman EVER:
"I think we should go Dutch," the nurse said to the doctor in the dimly
lit restaurant. "You pay for dinner and the movie, and the rest of your
night can be on me."
Need a new nickname subtitle? --- "Nobody is a virgin anymore, life has fucked us all."
"A blind psychic in Germany claims he can tell people's future by
feeling their naked buttocks. I believe this is called 'asstrology.'" -
Jay Leno
Last week in Manhattan, President Bush attended a fund-raiser and the
crowd began yelling, "Four more years." Apparently, the crowd was
guessing how much longer we would be looking for weapons of mass
destruction. (Conan O'Brien)
Q: Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook?
A: 100 ways to wok your dog.
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