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Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that
VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will
be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable
for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now
be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft
drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails,
highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
of Mount And Do.
Also, just something to think about....
The long-term implications of drugs and medical
procedures must be fully considered. Over the past few
years, more money has been spent on breast implants
and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's Disease
research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there
will be a large number of people wandering around
with huge breasts and erections who can't remember
what to do with them.
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