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Two women were sitting in the doctor's
waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the
world," said the first, "But I guess it
is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said
the second. "But then everything changed.
That's why I'm here. I'm going to have a
baby in three months."
"You must tell me what you did."
"I went to a faith healer."
"But I've tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it
didn't help a bit."
The other woman smiled and whispered,
"Try going alone, next time, dearie."
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A man is out shopping and discovers a new
brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed,
he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces
to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes
them so special?"
"There are three colours", he replies, "Gold,
Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?"
she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course," says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you
wear Silver, it would be nice if you came
second for a change!"
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