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When I said "all weekend" I meant ALL weekend....
SMART GUY:
The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on
Saturday morning and set about all the chores
he'd been putting off for weeks. He'd cleaned
the garage, pruned the hedge, and was halfway
through mowing the lawn when a woman pulled
up in the driveway and yelled out her window,
"Say, what do you get for yard work?"
The fellow thought for a minute, then answered,
"The lady who lives here lets me sleep with her."
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