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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when
she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.
"My what big eyes you have, Mr Wolf", says Little Red
Riding Hood. The wolf jumps up and runs away!!!
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again. This time he is crouched behind a tree stump.
"My what big ears you have Mr Wolf", says Little Red
Riding Hood. Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 2 miles down the track Little Red Riding Hood sees
the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road
sign. "My what big teeth you have Mr Wolf", taunts
Little Red Riding Hood.
With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams...
"Will you fuck off already? I'm trying to take a shit!"
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