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ANOTHER SHITTY JOKE:
A fellow was travelling on a bus when he got a horrible cramp low in his
bowel. Since there was an "Out of Order" sign on the door of the small
restroom at the rear of the bus, he went to the driver and explained
that he was close to having an urgent situation to deal with.
The driver glared at the fellow, and with a growl, told him he'd just
have to go sit down and hold it, that he wasn't stopping and it would
only be a few minutes before they reached the station.
After a few seconds of hesitation, he 'tightened his grip on things' and
made his way carefully back to his seat.
Minutes later, when the bus pulled into the station, the guy elbowed his
way off the bus and made a mad dash to the men's room. He slammed the
door to the bathroom stall and there was an instant loud sound of gas
and pooping.
A man in the next stall sympathized, "My gosh, you really had to go,
didn't you!"
The fellow replied, "Man, you think that's something, just wait until I
get my pants down!"
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