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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having
one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're
lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have
to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his
pecker." Janet responded, "Just because I am aesthetically challenged
(that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to
fight off unwelcome sexual advances." Hillary asks, "Well, how do you
deal with the problem?" Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting
ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the
loudest, nastiest fart that I can." That night, Bill was already in bed
with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him
start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had
been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her
butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.
Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?"
Reminds me of my old Wayne Gretzky joke.....
Wayne and his wife Janet Jones are in bed having some foreplay. Wayne is down there munching on Janet's fun box, making loud slurping noises. Janet is looking down at the top of his head, listing to all the slurping, and finally says "Messy eh?"
Gretzky looks up at her and says "No, it's me, WAYNE"
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