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Nobody's laughing over "sphincteriffic"??
Fine, have a limeric......
"Farting with style takes practice,
Perfection takes time, its a gift,
You've first got to learn all the basics,
Like pushing one out in a lift.
Those "silent but violent's" are classics,
With friends it's a really good game,
Fart in a crowd at a party,
Then watch to see who gets the blame.
Now once your technique has been mastered,
You'll know what your bottom can do,
But ALWAYS remember - don't push too hard,
'Cause one day you might shoot out poo."
~ Poet unknown.
"He sat before the judge that day
and picked his nose like fury
He rolled it into little balls
and flicked it at the jury"
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