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~~A Few Zen Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously...~~
~~Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
~~A day without sunshine is like, night.
~~On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~~I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
~~42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
~~99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
~~I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
~~Honk if you love peace and quiet.
~~Remember half the people you know are below average.
~~He who laughs last thinks slowest.
~~Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
~~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~~I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
~~Support Bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
~~Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
~~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
~~Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
~~Get a new car for your spouse, It'll be a great trade!
~~Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
~~Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.
~~If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple payments.
~~OK, so whets the speed of dark..?
~~How do you tell when your out of invisible ink?
~~If everything seems to be going well, You have obviously overlooked something.
~~When everything is coming your way...Your in the wrong lane.
~~Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now.
~~Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
~~If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
~~Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
~~What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
~~I used to have an open mind, But my brain keeps falling out.
~~I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
~~Why do psychics have to ask your name?
~~~~~ And The One I like most~~~~~
~~Inside every older person is a younger person wondering... "What the fuck happened?"
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