Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in
walks a nun, takes a seat next to them and begins to eat. Astonished,
one of them says, "I went to my parents wedding last week and we all got
wasted."
The nun continues to eat even though she obviously heard the exchange.
Being quick on the uptake the second one says, "My dad says he will
marry my mother next year."
Despite this the nun stays right where she is. Eager to get a response
from the nun, the third one says, "My old man will never EVER marry my
mother!"
The nun looks up from her food and says, "Would one of you fucking
bastards please pass the salt?"
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