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fitty.
This girl is feeling a bit down in the dumps and decides to treat
herself to a meal at the Ritz. She manages to get a table that very
night and enjoys a delicious meal on her own, nothing too extravagant,
but nice all the same.
The head waiter brings the bill and she's horrified to see the total is
150 bucks! She didn't expect this at all and asks the waiter, "Would
you mind holding my breasts while I write the check please?"
The head waiter is taken aback. In all his years in the job he's never
been asked that before, but always eager to please the customer, he
obliges.
She gets up to leave and the waiter is still perplexed. His curiosity
gets the better of him and he catches up with her at the door. "I'm
sorry to bother you Miss but I'd like to know why you asked me to do
that just now?"
"Oh it's quite simple really" she replies "I love to have my breasts
held when I'm being screwed!!!"
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