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Little Red Riding Hood is on the way to her grandma's house. As she skips along the path, a bunny rabbit stops her and says, "Hey Red, where're ya going?"
"Over the river and through the woods, to my grandma's," Red replies.
"Oh, no! You can't go that way! There's a Big Bad Wolf, and he'll grab you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck you!"
"I'm not worried," Red says serenely, and goes on her way.
A little farther down the path, a fluffy duckling stops Little Red Riding Hood and says, "Hey Red, where ya going?"
"Over the river and through the woods, to my grandma's," Red replies.
"Oh, no! You can't go that way! There's a Big Bad Wolf, and he'll grab you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck you!"
"Not a problem," Red says, and off she goes.
Red finally gets to her grandmother's house, and just as she comes to the front steps, the door bursts open and a huge, snarling wolf jumps out, huffing and puffing and growling. "Little Red Riding Hood!" the wolf howls, "I'm gonna grab you and pull up your little red dress and pull down your little red panties and fuck you!"
Red drops her basket and calmly pulls a .357 mag out of her pocket. "Oh no you're not," she says, pointing her gun at the wolf. "You're gonna eat me, just like the storybook says."
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<font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>
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