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Another Little Red Riding Hood joke:
Little Red Riding Hood is on her way to Grandma's house, and every time she stops to pick flowers for her sick grandma, one of the woodland animals will stop her and warn her: "You better be careful -- there's a Big Bad Wolf around here, and he'll eat you all up!"
After she's been stopped three or four times, Red's really getting irritated about this -- all she ever hears about is this wolf that going to eat her!
She gets to Grandma's, and before she can knock on the door, it's thrown open to reveal the Big Bad Wolf, dressed in Grandma's clothes, drooling and snarling hungrily. "Little Red Riding Hood, I'm gonna eat you all up!" the wolf growls.
Red throws her basket down and stomps back down the path in disgust, snapping, "Eat, eat, eat! Doesn't anybody FUCK around here?!"
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<font size="1" font color="black"><i><b>"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than central air."</i> -- Dogma</b> ICQ#169.839.131</font>
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