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Old 10-11-2014, 11:29 AM  
sarettah
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Originally Posted by seeandsee View Post
lulz, more jokes please
Me: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

You: I don't know, why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Me: To hide in cherry trees silly. Now, you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

You: Nope.

Me: See how well they hide?

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Me: What is the difference between an elephant and a grape?

You: I don't know, what is the difference between and elephant and a grape?

Me: Well, elephants are gray and grapes are purple, duh. Now what did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

You: I don't know. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

Me: She said, "Here come the elephants". Now what did Tarzan say?

You: Here come the elephants?

Me: Nope, he said here come the grapes. he was color blind.






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