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Originally Posted by seeandsee
lulz, more jokes please
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Me: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
You: I don't know, why do elephants paint their toenails red?
Me: To hide in cherry trees silly. Now, you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
You: Nope.
Me: See how well they hide?
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Me: What is the difference between an elephant and a grape?
You: I don't know, what is the difference between and elephant and a grape?
Me: Well, elephants are gray and grapes are purple, duh. Now what did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
You: I don't know. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
Me: She said, "Here come the elephants". Now what did Tarzan say?
You: Here come the elephants?
Me: Nope, he said here come the grapes. he was color blind.
I got a million of em. I'll be playing all week, make sure to catch the late show where I get dirty. Oh and don't forget to tip the waitresses they work hard to make sure you have a great time
