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I hear good things about golf.....
Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7:00 am on
Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred out of town, and they
were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.
A woman standing near the tee said, "Hey, I like to golf. May
I join the group? They were hesitant, but said she could come once to
try it and they would see what they thought. They all agreed, and
she said "Good, I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."
She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up setting a course record under
par. The guys went nuts, and everyone in the clubhouse congratulated
her.
Meanwhile, she was fun and pleasant the entire round. The guys happily
invited her back the next week, and she said, "Sure, I'll be here at
6:30 or 6:45."
Again, she showed up at 6:30 Sunday morning. Only this time, she played
left-handed and matched her under score of the previous week.
By now the guys were totally amazed, and they asked her to join the
group for keeps. They had a beer after their round and one of the guys
asked her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right and
left-handed for the day?" She said, "That's easy. Before I leave for the
golf course, I pull the cover sheet off my husband who sleeps in the
nude. If his "you-know-what if is pointing to the right, I golf
right-handed; if it's pointing to the left, I golf left-handed."
One of the guys asked, "What if it's pointed straight up?"
She said, "Then I'll be here at 6:45."
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