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Red Pen Owner:
I have been using blue pens for years, but after I switched to a red pen I have been so much more productive. I swear, before I could hardly come up with a sentence but now I'm writing fucking poems like a new William Shakespeare. It's amazing!
Red Pen Owner:
Red pens are not like blue pens. These just works, and never fails. There is this 'Pen Care' though. Not sure why it exists, because as I just said red pens never fails. Anyhow, IF it happens you will be glad to have 'Pen Care'. You just send in your red pen, and get a new one. Blue pens have this service called "2 Year Warranty", but it is not a catchy name.
Red Pen Owner:
Heard about the new generation red pen comming tomorrow? It is so much better than current pen, that people have been sleeping in front of stores for days, just to be the first to get their hands on one. It's bigger, it's lighter and got this awesome new look. Also require its own special pen stand now. Old pen and competition is so yesterday.
Red Pen Owner:
Red pens cost more than blue pens, but they are also superior to blue pens. Did I mention productivity and how they just works?
Blue Pen Owner:
It is a pen. It is made in China like other pens. There are blue pens just as good or better.
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Red Pen Owner:
Blue pens suck. I was an experienced blue pen user for years, and I can tell the red pen is so much better. Red pens just works, never fails and I get much more work done now. Writing with a new color pen is so much faster...
Blue Pen Owner: !!
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