Unlike you pussies that want to stay home...I'll be out in the thick of it. I don't give a fuck about getting a $6 toaster. I just like the social aspect of Black Friday. If you time it right, it can be like a mini moshpit near the checkstands. I'll probably do some shopping on Thanksgiving too, just to piss off those of Facebook who start getting uppity about making retail workers work on a "family" holiday when most of them don't give fuck one about their families anyways....
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