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Old 12-17-2014, 12:33 PM  
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As Internext approaches, I thought of something that happens to me at least 3-4 times of the 100's of hands I end up shaking in 5 days time.

What do you think about the "Dead Fish" limpy handshake?

I was always taught to give a firm, pronounced handshake and look the person in the eyes and smile when you greet.

What do you think when someone "dead fishes" you?

It's ok to me when certain girls do it, but when I get one of those from men, it just creeps me out.


**Tip** Men: Grab that fucking hand and shake it like you mean it!

That's some silly old timer bullshit; every crook in the fucking world did that.

I don't really want to touch anyone's hand these days, they either have drug or gunshot residue on them.



Fist bump is fine with me, motherfuckers pick their nose and then reach out their fucking hand for a shake.

Do you want stop spreading the cold and flu; then stop shaking hands.

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