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I was standing in line for the restroom downstairs at a bar one night. Both guys and girls were in the line and a couple of the girls were pretty hot. All of a sudden my friend, who I had come with me to the bar, comes downstairs and says, "Hey buddy, what's up? I haven't seen you in forever. Are you still dating that fat chick? Julie Meulie Heifer. Man, that girl could eat!" I was kind of stunned because he wasn't normally capable of such hilarity and I really couldn't think of a good comeback so I just said, "Uh, no not anymore" and then just stood there in silence.
I got him back a few months later, though. He and two of our other friends were roommates and I went over there late on a Saturday afternoon after they had gone tandem skydiving. He was taking a nap while I was out in the living area hanging out with his two roommates. A girl that we all knew and who I suspected that he kind of liked at the time came over and was like "Where's John?". I told her that he was taking a nap because he was really stressed about what had happened when he went skydiving and told her that his tandem partner/instructor drew wood while above him and that he felt his hard schlong pressing up against his ass during the entire jump. She was like, "Really?" Thankfully, his roommates thought it was hilarious and played along and she totally believed it. Later that night when we all went out somewhere, she told him something along the lines of "John, I heard what happened to you when you went skydiving earlier today and I just want to say that it's OK." He then confronted all of us about the story and denied everything but we all stuck with story and just told him that things like that happened and that he had nothing to be ashamed of. The girl was at the table with us and she amazingly still believed that it had really happened. In the ensuing weeks, months, and even years, the 'rumour' continued to spread amongst our circle at the time and all the new people we started hanging out with over the years. It eventually died down, but to this day, 14 or 15 years later, whenever I see him (which is rarely), I ask him if he's been skydiving lately. lol
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