Wow that's fucked up.
I think I'm going to get the Apple logo tattooed on my penis. Then go find out what happens when I show it to these people lined up outside the Apple Store.
Perhaps I could tell them it's the new iDick 9 Blast. Perhaps I can get them to pay to suck me off.
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"A slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long silk nightgown packs more sex than two bodies naked in bed." - Bette Davis
I'm a shooter and I do business in private and I only take CASH.
PS I'm impossible to troll.
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