Originally Posted by pompousjohn

So you lied about leaving, what a let-down.

My wife does this to me all the time, gets me all excited claiming she's leaving, starts tearing up the closet packing her bags...

I call around to all my buddies to get the party started to celebrate her departure from my life, and just when my finger is on the button to update my facebook relationship status, she wants to "talk" and give it "one last chance".

I'm like, c'mon you fucking tease! I already memorized all the chords and lyrics to "ding dong the wicked witch is dead" and now it's just all gonna be wasted.

Anyway fuck both of you drama queen cock teases. The only person who even really notices you are here is you. The rest of us have to deal with mentally challenged ESL assholes as a daily challenge and don't really notice one more or less idiot in the group.