Originally Posted by mikesouth

And in other news today Sean Hannity walked around a corner and seeing a gay couple holding hand he suddenly stopped, quickly and vendzillas head flew right up his ass...It impacted so far and so firmly that emergency medical personell had to get the jaws of life to extricate it.

One paramedic remarked how, considering the size of Sean Hannitys asshole it was surprising that anything could get stuck that far up there.

Word is that Vendzilla and Sean will both survive but both blame Obama and plan to get John Boehner to file suit....more as this develops