Originally Posted by **********

Stick with an iPhone. Everything else is just cheap knock-off. Every android user knows this, and hate themselves for every buying one. It's true! You can see them wanting to kill themselves every time they dare take it out of their pocket. They wanted to be cool - they really did - but they failed. They try to compensate for their extremely depression and displeasure by calling iPhone users "fanboys", but it does little to hide their shame, and their pain. Yearn much they do, to be one with the in-crowd in line at an Apple store. But yearn is all they can do. The pain is too great. Android users can't have sex anymore. They cry themselves to sleep, and sleep-in late. Every day is raining in their world. They wander around aimlessly, endlessly, wondering, wishing, wanting. The "want" is so intense and so extreme that they can hardly stand it and that some day soon, they may begin to hurt themselves, and hurt others.

Stay happy. Stay with iPhone.