Back in the day.. I used to install cable modems. I had this install at a place called "The Ritz". This place was in the middle of the hood in Cocoa Fl. It was pretty much the worst place in Cocoa and of course I had an install there and the COD was like $280.
So I pull into this place and some black guys are hanging out in the parking lot.. (half the windows are boarded up in this place). The black dudes see me and just laugh, like look at this honky.. so I just keep on keepin on like Joe Dirt and drive my ass right back outta there..
I call on the radio, common someone come guard my truck..Of course no one is gonna come to "The Ritz" in Cocoa FL, so I slip in the back way and park my tuck out back hoping no one see's the white guy parking out back..
I slip up to the second floor and I give the big black woman the run down on she an't gettn no cable TV or no cable internet unless she gives me $280 dollars. Oh boy..
Well she proceeds to let everyone in the whole apartment complex know that she dont half to pay no 280 dollars cause the peoples on da phone told here she didn half ta pay nuttin.
This went on for a while and she was on the phone making a big rukus..which of course everyone in the whole place could hear, but an't no one got air conditioning at da Ritz in Cocoa FL..
So while waiting for her to finish up on the phone I'm out side trying to keep an eye on stuff and this little black boy walks up to me and says "wats u don in here honky?" I shit you not this little kid said this..He probably wasn't even 10 years old..
Long story short I actually got out of that place with $280 in cash for the COD and the BBW got her cable TV & cable internet. When I went back out to my truck I noticed the window behind my tuck actually had a bullet hole in it. I'm pretty fucking certain I would not have walked in that place had I seen that prior..
Yes this was a true fucking life story.. The Ritz was torn down about a year later as the city of Cocoa finally decided to condemn the god damn place.
This is all that's left of The ritz today...
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Co...f09eeda673701e