Before you read - I'm just bored - No offence meant to anyone - If TL : DR
I awoke after a SilentKnight on the floor, half on / half off of my sodden dirty mattress, CurrentlySober, but with the intention of rectifying that as soon as possible. It was a new day, with the potential for all of the possible drunken shenanigans I could imagine ! I staggered out of bed, didn't need the loo (I'd already used the bed) and headed towards my front door. As usual I didn't need to bother getting dressed - I hadn't bothered to undress and simply slept in my clothes again... But I did change my Socks as the were covered in Fungus...
Vandals had been at work on my house again. "Fat Fool" had been written in spray paint above my door. They had however apparently run out of paint towards the end, as it simply read fatfoo. I didnt bother locking my door, as I've nothing worth stealing, but I did jump as EddyTheDog (a Mutt) barked and growled at me from behind my neighbours fence.
I thought dont MakeMeGrrrrowl back at you... You Baddog I said, but Harmon, Eddys owner said goodgirl. We exchanged glances and I walked off down the street, past my favourite pub, the BrassMonkey...
Naturally, it was to early for it to be open, but as a pub, it had seen better days. They stopped serving craft beer and replaced it with GrapeSoda. A real shame, but still sold a bit on the Sly.
In search of booze, I passed a cockney woman shouting for assistance. I couldn't understand her but she kept saying that no one was L-Pink her. She wanted a hand, but I said mineistaken before passing her by. A hobosexual tramp was sipping on a can. I asked for a drink, but he tried to charge me 420! I cunt a4d that I said,
because my life is a Struggle 4 bucks, and although he got aggressive I guess I looked rochard so he thought better of it...
TBC? Nahh....
