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bizgoddess69 · 07-26-2015, 09:11 AM

So there I was minding my business riding thru the old neighborhood and saw an old friend outside that I had not seen in years.

I pull over and say hey old friend how ya been?

Old friend responds and says I am great...could not be better...why not stop in for a drink and some catching up!

I say sure old friend I have some time to spare so I certainly oblige and we venture into his back yard to sit and chat over a brewskie.

Well conversation was going great talking about business, family, neighbors, yadda yadda yadda...

then he proceeds to tell me that the good lord has helped him turn over a new leaf!

I say sure man go ahead and testify tell me how the good lord has helped you lately.

He says well my chronic drinking was a deal killer and burden for my friends and family for at least 10 years or more and now instead of drinking 6-7 beers a day he drinks 2-3 beers a week and no longer drinks because he needs to but drinks because he chooses to during social gatherings.

I say that is great news I am happy to hear that the lord certainly seems to help those who help themselves.

He says yeah and guess what else the good lord has helped me with....?

I say please tell...

Old friend says....well I used to have a really bad porn habit, but the good Lord has *ALL* but taken the urge from me anymore and now I get tons of porn links in my email box but I instead of pressing open I now press delete!

As he says this he looks at me and says I am sorry did I hit a nerve or something???!

I politely chuckle and say yes you did but that is another story for another day.

He says that he used to seek out internet porn all the time but it is now a thing of the past.

I say to him...Great you are now a holier than thou anti-porno guy!

As hard as I work to get new porn email leads in this motha fucka and you wanna sit there and impress Jesus by refusing to click on new porno links!!!

It's because of ass wipes like you that I have to watch my sales ratios and my business decline!

How fucking dare you you selfish son of a bitch!

I threw my drink in the grass and said have a nice day!

Call me when you decide to come off your got damn high horse and decide to become a real cock stroker again!

He said gee I really must have hit a nerve!

No wonder adult business is starting to suck...got damn self righteous middle aged white men deciding for themselves that they know what is best for their own dicks!

fucking makes me sick!

oh to add insult to injury he also tells me that since he quit porn his HVAC business has gone thru the roof and he did his first 7 figure year in sales this past 2014

fucking great for him!

07-26-2015, 09:11 AM
bizgoddess69 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2015 Posts: 74	all was going well over food and drinks until he mentioned porn So there I was minding my business riding thru the old neighborhood and saw an old friend outside that I had not seen in years. I pull over and say hey old friend how ya been? Old friend responds and says I am great...could not be better...why not stop in for a drink and some catching up! I say sure old friend I have some time to spare so I certainly oblige and we venture into his back yard to sit and chat over a brewskie. Well conversation was going great talking about business, family, neighbors, yadda yadda yadda... then he proceeds to tell me that the good lord has helped him turn over a new leaf! I say sure man go ahead and testify tell me how the good lord has helped you lately. He says well my chronic drinking was a deal killer and burden for my friends and family for at least 10 years or more and now instead of drinking 6-7 beers a day he drinks 2-3 beers a week and no longer drinks because he needs to but drinks because he chooses to during social gatherings. I say that is great news I am happy to hear that the lord certainly seems to help those who help themselves. He says yeah and guess what else the good lord has helped me with....? I say please tell... Old friend says....well I used to have a really bad porn habit, but the good Lord has ALL but taken the urge from me anymore and now I get tons of porn links in my email box but I instead of pressing open I now press delete! As he says this he looks at me and says I am sorry did I hit a nerve or something???! I politely chuckle and say yes you did but that is another story for another day. He says that he used to seek out internet porn all the time but it is now a thing of the past. I say to him...Great you are now a holier than thou anti-porno guy! As hard as I work to get new porn email leads in this motha fucka and you wanna sit there and impress Jesus by refusing to click on new porno links!!! It's because of ass wipes like you that I have to watch my sales ratios and my business decline! How fucking dare you you selfish son of a bitch! I threw my drink in the grass and said have a nice day! Call me when you decide to come off your got damn high horse and decide to become a real cock stroker again! He said gee I really must have hit a nerve! No wonder adult business is starting to suck...got damn self righteous middle aged white men deciding for themselves that they know what is best for their own dicks! fucking makes me sick! oh to add insult to injury he also tells me that since he quit porn his HVAC business has gone thru the roof and he did his first 7 figure year in sales this past 2014 fucking great for him!