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What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastards.
A few of my favorites.
When I get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on.
I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian.
Why does the Avon lady talk funny? Her lips stick.
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I want to unzip them.
You should sell hotdogs. You really know how to make a wiener stand.
Have you seen Stevie Wonders Piano? Neither has he.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it's probably shit.
People who eat grapes are impatient alcoholics.
When Hugh Hefner dies nobody is going to say he is in a better place.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's how I roll.
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