He was on the loo - It's called sod's law - As soon as you have sat down and reached the point of no return the phone rings...
Mrs Putin took a message, then of course stuffed in her handbag - That will NEVER be found.....
So, it is Putin's fault - If he had just taken the phone into the bathroom with him like she has told him a million times we wouldn't be in this mess...
It's about as likely as some of the crap I have heard

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