Dave,
I would love the opportunity to work with you and your company. We design lots of mainstream landing pages for large companies but unfortunately are not allowed to display them (We have signed NDAs)
You can view some of our adult work here
Zuzana Designs - Adult Website Designers. We have a stellar reputation and offer unlimited changes until the project is perfect. We also have extensive resources for images as well so all we would need is the sales copy.
Those are some very nice clean designs and if you did those yourself you indeed are a ROCKSTAR designer.
If you're interested in working together feel free to send me an email anytime to sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com.