thinking of canceling my colonoscopy, the doctor's nurse thinks i look like ryan gosling.
so i've got some stomach issues that require amongst other tests, a colonoscopy. problem is my gastroenterologist's nurse is a ridiculously cute young asian gal who keeps commenting to me that i look like ryan gosling.
i'd hate to ruin her image of me when she sees my pale white ass flat ass with a garden hose shoved up it.
conflicted.
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