Originally Posted by Rob

On the way to a girl's house, I caught a bad case of the shits. I didn't want to blow up her toilet, and was already too deep into her neighborhood for restaurants, stores, or public restrooms. I pulled into a church parking lot, waddled out back, dropped trow and let er rip. It was massive, too! I had to use an old shirt to wipe. I could imagine the groundskeeper the next day trying to figure out what type of animal would leave a shit that big. Until he found the shirt, then he probably get a little sick to his stomach.

Got to the girl's house feeling refreshed, and banged the brakes off that pussy for the rest of the night.