LOL!
Let me tell you how it would go...the competitors would enter the ring growling and snarling and ready to fight.
Mark Prince would come in with a ukulele singing "Tip Toe Through The Tulips" and give everyone friendly hugs.
Then he would hand out "Friendship Rings" to everyone and give a speech on universal love and peace.
Within the first 30 seconds everyone in the ring will pass out from boredom.
Winner...and still champion: MARK PRINCE!!!
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