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Old 08-14-2016, 12:55 AM  
CurrentlySober
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Anyone ever taken part in a 'Hand-On-The-Car' competition?

Where the last person touching the car wins it? I only ever seem to see these in movies or TV sitcoms etc. Do they really exist?

I think I could be really good at this (Could even be a career path) because I dont mind pissing and shitting myself infront of a crowd of people and being as fat as I am, I could 'mould' myself to the vehicle. Meaning I'd unlikely fall over if I fell asleep and I could live off my own body fat (If no food) for at least a week...

All things seem to be in my favour, but I cant find any competition to enter

Any ideas?
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