you should creates something to sell to webmasters.
see compile this script with p2exe. Says to webmasters it fixes SEO by connecting to google Panda by giving it a blowjob of backlink spoofs. Sell for $50
Code:
import sys
import time
print "enter your website"
getlogin = raw_input()
print "Connecting ........"
print "running - this may take a moment"
time.sleep(2)
print "blowing Panda"
time.sleep(2)
print "your SEO is better now"