My biggest pet peeve... Fresh and clean out of the shower, and she slathers every square inch of her body in some toxic, overpriced, flower-flavored lotion.
Want to suck a titty? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseInMyMouth.
Want to lick a clit? FlowerFlavoredLotionGreaseOnMyTongue.
Tell her to stop that shit!
Keeps doing it.
