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Originally Posted by Dead Eye
My wife drinks too
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Divorce her! Who needs a drunk driver (mine is sober 24/7, so I don't need a taxi)
A story from some Russian movie actor. His car was stopped and a cop came to his window:
"I feel a smell of alcohol"
"Sure you feel it, because I'm drunk like a shit"
"So you are drunk and drive this car?!!"
"I'm really drunk, but you are an idiot - this is a right-hand drive car and my wife drives it".
No joke - a real life case
