Montreal roads are terrible. On everything else you said:
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Since the 1970s this damn city has been slowly sliding in to the shit hole.
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It has its problems, but I like it!
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The taxes are a nightmare,
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Taxation is tough, but they also give you lots of right-offs and chances. If you owe less than they claim, they give you all kinds of chances to prove it. Don't fuck around and you'll be fine.
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the traffic problems are insane,
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Do like smart people do: Take the metro. If you must drive, drive to a metro station. If you get stuck in traffic thanks to construction it's your fault. Services exist that tell you where construction is going on, and where slowdowns are occurring. Plus, you work online, don't you? What are you complaining about?
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the NFB are mother fucking assholes
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Why ?
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and city hall is a bunch of fat self-absorbed cunts that want me to get rid of my wood burning stove!
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Your wood burning stove, as romantic as it is, pollutes like hell, damages the lungs of all living things that smell the smoke, is inefficient, and dangerous. Times are changing - time to get rid of it. Get over it.
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Even the female talent is now scrapping the bottom of the piercing tattoo green hair barrel.
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The ones who will talk to you, maybe. Montreal is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Go hit Crescent Street, or St. Lawrence Street, or Griffentown, or any music festival, even just downtown on any day of the week.
Or for the ultimate in Montreal girl-viewing, check out the Gran Prix parties.
Or if you're lazy, just do a google image search for "Montreal women" and enjoy.