Originally Posted by ruff

Stopped wiping my ass two years ago. So far have saved 3 trees by using a Bidet Handheld Water Sprayer to clean my butt instead of toilet paper. Get with the program and learn to live with a clean bottom. Imagine your girlfriend not smelling your dirty ass when she sucks your dick. She will love your new hygiene. She might even suck it more often.
(I'm married so I no longer get my dick sucked.)