Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

... that doesn't give head? I've recently learned that a girl, veritably (almost legendarily) known for her no-blowjob policy, got married.

I mean, you can actually date girls that won't go down on you, do it poorly, or do it and neglect the balls (the greatest sin in my book) but ... doesn't marriage assures you a steady income, a modicum, of oral sex (raging from enthusiastic to indifferent as time goes by)?

Guess that, as usual, I'm dreaming from the waist on down.