Y'all don't even understand what's really going on here. Please bear with me as I give you a very short, brief, concise history lesson.
I'm sure y'all remember this in October 2000:
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A bizarre political statement by Saddam Hussein has earned Iraq a windfall of hundreds of million of euros. In October 2000 Iraq insisted on dumping the US dollar - 'the currency of the enemy' - for the more multilateral euro.
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And I'm sure y'all remember this, by our former president, the eloquent George "Dubya" Bush, back in October 2002:
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Saddam Hussein has held numerous meetings with Iraqi nuclear scientists, a group he calls his "nuclear mujahedeen" -- his nuclear holy warriors.
Satellite photographs reveal that Iraq is rebuilding facilities at sites that have been part of its nuclear program in the past.
Knowing these realities, America must not ignore the threat gathering against us. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.
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And finally on March 20, 2003, the Iraq War began. Its mission was to
eliminate Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction program...... OH WAIT, I mean, um...to
free the Iraqi people from a ruthless dictator. Yeah, THAT was it. Hehe.
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OK, so with the history lesson over, let's see what's happening today. Oh look, gee willikers, looks like Iran has dropped the dollar for the Euro. Just like Saddam did way back in the day. Ain't that a co-inky-dink?
https://youtu.be/uEK6-CHP6SY
And right on the tail of that event...looky now. By golly, Iran is all the sudden being accused of having a nuclear weapons program. Now, ain't
that a co-inky-dink? Gosh, I hope the final proof of Iran's nuclear program doesn't come in the form of a mushroom cloud. George "Dubya," where oh where are you now in our most desperate hour?
Boys, and girls, and whatever you are, I think we all need to rally together and call for war with Iran. I'm sure it won't turn into another big
D'OH like the Iraq War did. And even if it does, all we need to do is change the objective to "the war to free the Iranian people from a ruthless regime" in the middle of the game, and hope nobody notices. Then everything will be peachy.
Yeah anyways, fuck this shit.